unclefather:

he’s flat lining!! 

unclefather:

he’s flat lining!! 

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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musicbloge:

Coldplay - Magic

pavlovscorgi:

i want this kind of relationship.

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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